i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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