My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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