i just wanna soil my oats bro
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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