just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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