Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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