Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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