.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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