i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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