I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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