Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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