Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i jhust puked up my retainher.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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