I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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