I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize