She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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