she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!