Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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(513): View more from Ohio

the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.

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(705): View more from Ontario

How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?

(1-705): View more from Ontario

I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.

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(708): View more from Illinois

blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes

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(914): View more from New York

threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student

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(908): View more from New Jersey

where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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(937): View more from Ohio

you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters

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(416): View more from Toronto

Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper

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