Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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