Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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