physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
