Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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