i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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