HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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