just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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