chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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