I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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