i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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