I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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