Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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