my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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