And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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