so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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