She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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