I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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