everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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