Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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