your thong is hanging out like whoa
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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