That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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