return my video game
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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