We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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