Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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