Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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