My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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