why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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