he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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