i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem