She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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