I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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