brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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