I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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