It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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