I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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