so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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