I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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