How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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