Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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