ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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