I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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