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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Hows that studying goin for you?

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  I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Campus is too small for this to keep happening

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?

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• (530): View more from California

  I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!

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• (845): View more from New York

  random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.

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