hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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